Dispatch № 0010
Essay · 8 min · May 29, 2026

The CFO is starting to suspect.

They optimized the wrong variable. They are not wrong.

By Garth House

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Garth House
Principal · Wax Plum · 17 yrs in SEO, two in alchemy